Bobby vs. Barry
I know that, as a liberal, I should still be drooling with glee after the first
election I’ve voted in. My political awareness began with Lewinsky, so my whole
life it seems that the only person in office is corrupt, has terrible policies
that might destroy the country, or both; so maybe I’m on edge because it seems
too good to be true.
It also might be that I’ve been addicted to MSNBC since a month before Iowa,
and, without an election going on, I don’t know what to do with myself anymore.
In any case, I still can’t help but think of the prospects of 2012 now that the
only pool of candidates worth noting is on the other side of the aisle.
Now, the
name in peoples’ heads right now seems to be Sarah Palin, but she’s only still
in the news because she’s denying reports that she’s obsessed with clothes and
trying to prove that she knows Africa is a continent, not a country.
Nobody
really takes Sarah Palin seriously, and I doubt four years would change that.
Now part of this sentiment is, I admit, sexist. But looking identical to Tina
Fey was a nail in her coffin before she even thought of accepting the Vice
Presidential nomination. The fact that so many people easily accept (or even
fathom) half the misinformation Palin spewed or didn’t spew, is proof of
Saturday Night Live’s continued political might.
Now that that’s out of our
systems, I’d like to introduce non-politicos to Bobby Jindal, the Republican
governor of Louisiana.
Jindal was elected at the age of 36 in 2007, making him
the youngest governor in our country. He ran on a platform of reforming the
state after Katrina and ending the incredibly corrupt politics of his state.
Louisiana was number 46 in the Better Government Association’s ethics ranking in
2002.
Today, it’s number 5. To put that into perspective, Sarah Palin’s
oft-touted but oft-denied claim of “ruffling feathers” and ending corruption was
recently met with a ranking of 40 by the BGA. Jindal’s other issue, Katrina, was
somewhat personal; he was the Representative of New Orleans’s district when the
levees broke.
He wrote an article slamming the federal government under Bush for
their response to the hurricane, showing that he’s willing to criticize his
party instead of using his position to be another Republican sheep. As for
conservative credentials, the National Right to Life Committee gave Jindal a
rating of 100% for his pro-life views. He opposes gay marriage and believes
intelligent design should be taught in schools.
This is a gigantic red flag for
me, but the last eight years have shown not every American agrees with my views.
But the biggest reason our President-Elect should be worried about a second term
is that Bobby Jindal, to be blunt, is Barack Obama on steroids.
Obama’s 47 years
of age? I’ll raise you 41, Jindal’s age in 2012.
Obama’s an outsider? Jindal
left Washington to become a governor and roundly critiqued the Beltway while he
was a Representative.
Obama went to Harvard? Jindal was a Rhodes Scholar and
turned down both Yale Law School and Harvard Medical School.
Barack Obama’s name
is Barack Obama and his father’s Kenyan? ‘Bobby’ is short for Piyush, and his
father (and mother for that matter) is from Punjab, India.
Barack Obama’s
election has opened the doors for more than just African-Americans. If we’re
willing to vote for a black guy who’s still considered to be by many a covert
Muslim (he’s not, but it shouldn’t matter if he was) then I’m sure we’re ready
for an Indian-American whose opponents in the primaries will call him a Hindu
(he converted to Catholicism in high school, but again, it shouldn’t matter if
he was.)
The reason I say his opponents in the primaries would bring it up is
because Republicans have always been the squad of de-Americanization, and if you
need more proof look up the French John Kerry.
Plus, I doubt Obama supporters
would make any sort of fuss about Jindal’s race.
And now that the matter of race
is cleared, Jindal’s actual character and record is what really counts to
voters. I totally disagree with half his views, but I can’t help but be proud of
a country where it’s not beyond the realm of possibility for 2012 to have no
white candidates.
So stay on your toes, Barry O.
Don’t start thinking that just
because we’ve given you a mandate in the form of 365 electoral votes (one for
every day in the year) that you’ll sweep on by in the next election. The
Republican Party is a sad and broken heap right now, but Bobby Jindal may
provide change they can believe in.